Definitions:
| Dyslexics
have more fnu
Clones are people, two
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Microbiology Lab Staph Only!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate
Clauses
Eschew obfuscation
186,000 miles/sec (300,000km/sec): Not
just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
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| Atheism
is a non-prophet organization
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Editing is a rewording activity
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous
redundancy
I used to think I was indecisive, but
now I'm not sure
My reality check just bounced
Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is
to art
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with
battery
No sense being pessimistic, it probably
wouldn't work anyway
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Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the
other.
Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water
power...
Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room
:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later
on.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
