Another
4 Quick Ones:
Moods
Of A Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her man alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk;
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
Moods
Of A Man
Horny.
Hungry.
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Ever
wonder why A, B, C, D, E and F are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F – Fake
Driving
from Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas
on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so
I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next
stall...
"Hi
there, how is it going?" Ok I am not the type to strike conversations with
strangers in washrooms on the side of the road.
I
didn't know what to say so finally I say: "Not bad... "
Then
the voice says: "So, what are you doing?"
I
am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm going back
east..."
Then
I hear the person say all flustered: "Look I'll call you back – every
time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me"
Whales
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was
physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it
was a very large mammal, it's throat was very small. The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that
a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little
girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked,
"What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then
you ask him."
