Free Yorkshire Terrier.
8 Years Old. Hateful Little Dog.

Free Puppies:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog

Free Puppies... Part German Shepherd, Part Stupid Dog

German Shepherd 85 Lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Found: Dirty White Dog. Looks Like A Rat...
Been Out Awhile. Better Be Reward.

1 Man, 7 Woman Hot Tub -- $850/Offer

Snow Blower For Sale...
Only Used On Snowy Days.

Cows, Calves Never Bred...
Also 1 Gay Bull For Sale.

Full Sized Mattress. 20 Yr. Warranty.
Like New. Slight Urine Smell.

Nordic Track $300
Hardly Used, Call Chubby

Hummers - Largest Selection Ever -
"If It's In Stock, We Have It!"

Georgia Peaches, California Grown - 89 Cents Lb.

Nice Parachute: Never Opened - Used Once

Tired Of Working For Only $9.75 Per Hour?
We Offer Profit Sharing And Flexible Hours.
Starting Pay: $7 -- $9 Per Hour.

Exercise! Equipment:
Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

Joining Nudist Colony!
Must Sell Washer & Dryer $300.

Alzheimer's Center Prepares For An Affair To Remember

Open House Body Shapers Toning Salon
Free Coffee & Donuts

For Sale By Owner:
Complete Set Of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 Volumes.
Excellent Condition. $1,000.00 Or Best Offer.
No Longer Needed.
Got Married Last Weekend.
Wife Knows Everything.