Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Speck Taters".

Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work
They are called "Comment Taters".

Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".

Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters".

There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help.
They are called "Hezzie Taters".

Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not.
They are called "Emma Taters".

Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.
They are called "Sweet Taters".

Another Tater
So this little princes potatoe decided she was going to go out one night and have some fun. She sneaked out of the palace and went down to the local pub (English for a bar). She had a few halves (glasses of beer). She soon noticed a rather soave and sophisticated male potatoe in the corner. Being three sheets to the wind (English for a little bit tipsy) she went over and started chatting.

After chatting she went home

The following week, she escaped again and went to the same pub and by chance met the same guy and so after many weeks the romanced blossomed.

After several months she decided to tell her father the King Edward about it. She explained that he seemed a nice guy and etc etc etc any how to cut a long story the king, her father told her mother, who like any other good parent decided that the guy would be invited back to the palace for a meal and to meet the family.

He arrived one beautiful day in September and was greeted by the princes and she took home into meet her folks. All seemed to go we until they asked him what his job was. It turned out he Worked for the BBC (English for British Broadcasting Corporation). His job was to describe the action to the listeners (Radio) and Watchers (TV) back at home.

That was it as far as the King and Queen were concerned.

How could they let their precious daughter marry a Common Tater?