Slogans for Hooters Air (Now A Real Airline! www.hootersair.com):

Where Flight Attendants Double as Flotation Devices

When You Fly Hooters, You Fly the Very Breast!

Low Fares, Convenient Scheduling and Humongous Fake Breasts
(Not Necessarily in That Order)

38-24-747!

We Put the T&A in "Trans-Atlantic"

Where Every Seat Is a Cockpit

Scenic Mountain Views on Every Flight!

We Love to Fly in Chilly Cabins -- and It Shows!

Full Upright Position? Count on It!

We Defy Gravity Every Day!

No, They're Not Natural... but Neither Is Flying

Pray for Turbulence

Boeing! Boeing!

Thought For The Day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection what to do with them.

A man approached a woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "If you lost your wife, why are you talking to me about her?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman who has big tits, my wife appears out of nowhere."