The Dilemma Posed in a Job Interview

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants)
had no trouble coming up with his answer.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the person of my dreams."

Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Think Outside of the Box
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You've done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However, one a.m. came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He finally showed up around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."

He did so, slowly.

"Now take off my socks."

He did.

"Now take off my skirt."

He did.

"Now take off my bra."

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties."

He slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said,

"Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again. Do I make my self clear?!"

A Hunting We Will Go! ...

It was Saturday morning as Eric, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Cindy, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Eric asks her: "What are you up to?"

Cindy smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!"

Eric, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along. Later they arrive at the hunting site. Eric sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot".

Eric walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Cindy couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Eric starts running back. As Eric gets closer to her stand, he hears Cindy screaming: "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, Eric races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Eric is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says

"Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!"