Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet...

"Hello?" she cried...but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer....

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away "Hello - we're all down here...."

Brains
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Sixth Sense
Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going on in their man's lives almost better than they do. Why is this?

In the early 80's researchers discovered that women have more connections between the brain's two hemispheres than men do. It's these connections that allow them to put together a puzzle from seemingly unconnectable pieces.

That, and they go through all your stuff while you're in the shower!

Your Brain on Drugs
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge.

The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles! Like this:

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....and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable!" said the Judge.

To the second boy the judge said," And you, how did you do?"

"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing!! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles ...

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.....and said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before prison....."