Very Short Books...
Outdoor activities in Chernobyl
Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of Mt St. Helens
Investment opportunities in worm futures for the deceased
Ballerina lessons for men with size 13 or larger feet
Defensive Driving tips for the Blind
Contraceptive tips for Nuns
Delicious Beef Recipes for Hindus
Mutual Fund Investment strategies for compulsive gamblers
Cooking with Pork Fat for Vegetarians
Greenpeace Guide for Buying Quality Baby Seal coats
Greenpeace Guide to Preparing Fast & Easy Whale Dishes
Human Rights organizations in Libya
Democracy Debate clubs in Cuba
Applying for Tibetan Vendors Permits
Guide to Redneck Gay Bars
Guide to Neo-Nazi’s Jewish Friendship Centers
Famous Native American Judges, Senators and Presidents
Famous Black Canadian Hockey Players
Street guide to most original graffiti in Singapore
Country Singers who have appeared at Carnegie Hall
Sports Illustrated's Gay Mens Swimsuit Edition
How to start your own part time Hospital from home
Guide to Gay NBA, NFL, AFL & NHL Teams
E-mail address directory for the homeless
List of Fine Wines from Iran

Little Golden Books That Never Made It:
You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
All Cats Go To Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
Grandpa Gets A Casket
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
Pop! Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games
The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
Your Nightmares are Real
Where would you like to Be Buried?
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Least Popular Dr. Seuss Books
Green Eggs and E. Coli
Osama's In Pajamas
How the Grinch Stole His Sports Memorabilia Back At Gunpoint
One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State
The Hump Known as Trump
The Cat in The Hat That Fell In The Applebee's Deep Fryer
Oh the Places You Won't Go Because Of Tougher Immigration Laws
Horton Hears A Who via an Illegal Government Wiretap