Breast Enhancement
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.

He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"

She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!"

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"

"Hickory dickory dock"!

Breasts of an 18 Year Old
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up..." she replied.

Model's Plane Crash
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a models' conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the plane announces "We have just lost all power to the engines of the plane and are going to make an emergency crash landing...please assume the brace position immediately!"

Immediately, the three models look at each other and start preparing for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up and starts to fix up her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing Claudia? We're about to crash!"

Claudia responds: "Well know for a fact that the rescue workers will save the girls who have the best looking faces first. That's why I'm putting on my make-up."

Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defies the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost your senses??? We're about to die! Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to see?" Rachel responds: "Let's face it...in a plane crash, the rescue workers are going to save a woman with big beautiful breasts before they'd save one with a pretty face. That's why I'm exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls off her skirt and removes her panties, exposing her pubic region. Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi, are you crazy??? Why are you exposing your snatch for everyone to see?" Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES, PLEASE! I know for a fact that the first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is the black box!!

Missing Dog
There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle.

One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away. She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog.Nobody had seen him that night, but the next morning she met a little boy who said that he had seen a stray dog.

The dog he described matched hers exactly. Upon finding out this information she asked the young boy,

"Have you seen my Titswiggle?"

Then the boy said,

"No, but can that be my reward?"