Acoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

A Visit to the Doctor
An elderly Jewish man is bumped by a car while crossing the street. He is seemingly unhurt, but his wife persuades him to go to the doctor, just in case.

He returns home, and his wife says -- "Nu, vos zogt der doktor?" ["So? What did the doctor say?"]

"Der doktor zogt az ich hob a flucky. " ["The doctor says I have a flucky."]

"Oy, gevalt! A flucky! Terrible! What do you do for a flucky?"

"I don't know -- he didn't say, and I forgot to ask."

Well, by this time the wife is in a state of high anxiety. She tells her neighbors "My husband was hit by a car, and now he has a flucky! I don't know what to do!"

Neighbor #1 says, "In the old country, when someone had a flucky, we always applied cold. Cold is the best thing for a flucky."

Neighbor #2 says, "What are you talking about? Cold is absolutely the worst thing you could do for a flucky! We always applied heat, that's the only thing to do for a flucky."

Cold, heat! Oy! Now thoroughly agitated, the wife decides to call the doctor herself. "Doctor, please tell me, what's wrong with my husband?"

"I told him ... nothing's wrong. He got OFF LUCKY!"

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes (To be read translation out loud)
1) That is not right.........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse...............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?..................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here...................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.............Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.....................Lei Ying Lo
14) He is cleaning his automobile............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Nice Hair Cut ....................................Fa Kin Su Pah Do