Making Orange Juice
A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer.

Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not moving, not blinking, just staring into the freezer compartment!

Finally after 10 minutes of witnessing her staring and staring straight into the freezer he can take no more. He says to his beautiful blonde wife "Honey, What in the hell are you doing?"

She says, "Making orange juice."

"Making orange juice?" he asks her baffled.

"Yes", she says, "It says, 'concentrate' on the can!"

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

• What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...
• Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on her.
• A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
• On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
• How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
• A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!"

Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly."

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's license please?"

"Driver's license? What's that?..." "It's a little card with your picture on it."

"Oh, duh! Here it is..." "May I have your car insurance?"

"What's that?..." "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."

"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..." The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to screw me properly we could do without the gardener.

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:

Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde:
That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.

Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: (looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

The Naked Blonde Cowboy
A sheriff in a small town walked out in the street and saw a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.

So the sheriff arrested him for indecent exposure. As he was locking him up he asked "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy said, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asked me to go out to her motor home with her....and I did.

"We went inside and she pulled off her top and asked me to pull off my shirt, .... so I did....

"Then she pulled off her skirt and asked me to pull off my pants... so I did...

"Then she pulled off her panties and asked me to pull off my shorts so I did...

"Then she got on the bed, looked at me kind of funny and said, Now go to town cowboy....

"So here I am!"