Sexual Survey
A newspaper was doing a survey on sexual habits. One questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman, wearing a black suit, and asked him how often he had sexual intercourse. "Oh, about half a dozen times a year," said the gentleman. The questioner smiled, saying, "I thought you Italians were supposed to be sexy!" "We are," said the gentleman. "But, I don't think half a dozen times a year is so bad for a 72-year-old priest with no car."

Survey My Ass
A survey was conducted by asking women of what they thought of their ass.

85% of women said that they thought that their ass was too big.

10% of women said that they thought that their ass was too small.

5% of women said that they would marry him again.

WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said it was to go to the toilet, and 83% said it was to go home.

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. So it wouldn't be a boring project, he chose to find out peoples' favorite pastimes.

The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people, so he started out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the university.

He knocked on the first door and a man answered.

"Sir, what is your name?” asked the student "John”, replied the man.

"Sir, I'm doing a school study and would like to know what your favorite pastime is?”

"Watching bubbles in the bath," Came the reply.

He liked the esoteric answer and continued down the hall, until he came to the next door, when he asked again.

"Sir, what is your name?”

"Jeff!” said the second man.

"Sir, would you please tell me your favorite pastime?”

"Watching bubbles in the bath," was the answer.

Quite amused and confused he went on to ask a good number of people in the building and all of them had the same pastime "watching bubbles in the bath".

He left the building and walked across the street where there were several row houses to continue the survey.

At the first house, he knocks and an attractive college girl opens the door.

Our surveyor starts again - "What is your name?"

"Bubbles !"

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
* Jay Leno