Defining Different Heights
Height of Isolation:
Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to communicate with each other.

Height of Cowardice:
Two persons fighting through e-mails.

Height of Helplessness:
Receiving no e-mails for a week.

Height of Frustration:
The email server being down.

Height of Carelessness:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

Height of Achievement:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.

Height of Timepass:
A person sending email to himself.

Height of Expectation:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match.

An Honest Mistake
An man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly the light turned yellow just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, flipped him the bird while screaming in frustration that she missed her chance to get through the intersection because of him.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!!!"