The Thermos Flask
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the world’s greatest invention was. The redhead says, "I think it’s the airplane, because it has made the world smaller and brought the international community closer together."

The brunette says, "Well, I think it's the telephone, because you can be connected to anywhere in the world in seconds, and it created the international community."

the blonde says, "I think it is the thermos flask."

The other two are confused, "Why?' they both asked.

"Well," says the blonde, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"So?" asks the other two.

"Well, how does it know?"' says the blonde.

The Thermos Part II
A blonde was shopping at Wal-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Wow," said the blonde, "that's amazing... I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss, who is also blonde, saw it on her desk.

"What's that?" she asked.

"Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," said the boss, "what do you have in it?"

"Two Popsicles and some coffee."

Ba Da Dum
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
(You have to hollow out the head.)

Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.)

Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO?
(It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.)

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
(They drowned during Spring Training.)

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
(To see what was on the other side.)

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
(The cow stepped on her.)

How did the blonde burn her nose?
(Bobbing for French fries.)

Why do blondes have more fun?
(They're easier to amuse.)

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
(Frosted flakes.)

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
(They keep breaking them with their hammers.)

Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
(She missed.)

What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
(Data transfer.)

Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
(Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.)

Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
(She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.)

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
(She needed them for the darkroom she was building.)

Why are Asians so smart?
(No blondes.)

What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
(You get to park in the Handicapped Zone)