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Not for the squeamish! Dog
Pack Kills Gator In Florida - Dogs Savage Everglade Alligator. See the remarkable photograph (above) courtesy of Nature Magazine Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant." You
Know You're A Dog Person When... * All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners. * You get birthday cards for each of your dogs from family, friends, and the vet. * If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog. * Your voice is recognized by your vet's receptionist. * City officials come to your home and say "Your dogs are barking." And you can't figure out what the problem is. * Dog crates double as chairs and/or tables in your family room. * It's easier to get a hairdresser's appointment for your- self than it is to get one for your dog. * Nobody's feet are allowed on the furniture, but your dogs are welcome to sleep on any piece they so choose. * The first question you ask when on a date is: "So, do you like animals?" * The instructions to the dog kennel are longer than the instructions to the house sitter.
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