The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Marge ?" she asked.

Marge told her that she had "morning sickness."

Surprised, the neighbor said, "I didn't even know you were pregnant!"

"I'm not." the harried young woman replied. "I'm just damn sick of mornings."

Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office.

He inquisitively asked the lady," why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I’m having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy with a puzzled look asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "oh yes, it’s a real good baby."

With even a more surprised and shocked look he said, "Then why in the world did you eat him?"

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman.

"What a coincidence." said the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence." said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks." he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.