Q .. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A .. I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q .. Why can't the blonde make ice cubes?
A .. She lost the recipe.

Q .. How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A .. With a thought.

Q .. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A .. The noise gave her a headache.

Q .. How does a blond know if she's on her way home or on her way to work?
A .. She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Q .. What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A .. Perri-air.

Q .. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A .. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q .. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A .. When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
A .. Data transfer.

Q .. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A .. The back of her head.

Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A .. Artificial intelligence.

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A .. They're both empty from the neck up.

Q .. What does a blonde owl say?
A .. What, what?

Q .. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A .. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q .. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.

Q .. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A .. Bobbing for french fries.

Q .. Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A .. She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".

Q .. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A .. Frosted Flakes.

Q .. How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A .. There's white-out on the screen.

Q .. How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A .. There's writing on the white-out.

Q .. How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde?
A .. There is a stamp on it.

Q .. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A .. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q .. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A .. You can park in the handicap zone.

Q .. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A .. It takes too long to retrain them.