This bloke is sitting at home one night when there's a loud knock on the door. The man answers the door and is surprised to find that there's a six foot tall beetle standing on his doorstep. Before the bloke has time to speak the beetle launches a frenzied attack on him and after a flurry of blows it leaves.

The bloke is covered in cuts and bruises and immediately goes to see his doctor. On seeing him, the doctor asks, "What happened?"

The man replies, "You won't believe me. I was beaten up by a massive beetle." On seeing that his doctor is nonplussed by this the man asks, "Well, aren't you surprised?"

The doctor replies, "Not really. There's a nasty bug going around."

I was in the kitchen one day, trying to reach the baking powder on the top shelf of a cabinet. Being only five feet tall, I had to stretch, but still couldn't grab the box.

Fortunately, I have two six-foot-tall sons whom I often call to come to my rescue.

"Hey, Brian!" I yelled to my second son, who was in the living room. "Will you get your tallness in here and get this for me?"

"Sure, Mom," he remarked as he bounded into the kitchen.

"But next time, I'd prefer the title 'Your Highness.'"

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.

The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too.

Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini."

The giant nodded.

"If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just how quickly you can break out of them?"

Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes.

"I can't get out of these," the giant growled.

"Are you sure?" the deputy asked.

The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it."

"In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."