When In History Was Using The ‘F’ Word Acceptable:
- "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" - Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
- "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
- "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877
- "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938
- "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
- "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagoras,126 BC
- "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566
- "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
- "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
- "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
- "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out? -Bill Clinton, 1997
- "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." Saddam Hussein, 2003
Are
You The Weakest Link?
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can't take your time.
Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let's find out just how
smart and clever you really are. Ready? ... GO!!!
FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
ANSWER: If you answer that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. (You know you took too much time.)
SECOND QUESTION: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
THIRD QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000
and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
LAST QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NONO! Of course not. The fifth daughter's name is Mary. Read the question again.
You ARE the
WEAKEST LINK!!
