INTRUDER?
One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return
to bed when she heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like
sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.
She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again! She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.
This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.
The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom.
Complaints
from Renters
I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off.
The neighbors 18 year old son is continuously banging his balls against my fence. Not only is this making a heck of a noise, but the fence is now sagging in the middle.
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
I wish to report that tiles are missing from the roof of the outside toilet and I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
Would you please send a man to repair my spout, I am an old age pensioner and need it bad.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up and it's getting too much. Its all right when my husband is on day-shift, but when he's on back-shifts or nights I get it several times a week from Mr. Docherty next door and at my age it's too much.
The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
The toilet seat is cracked - where do I stand?
I am a single woman living in a downstairs apartment and would be pleased if you could do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.
Please send a man with a clean tool to finish the job and satisfy the wife.
I wish to lodge a complaint against my neighbor in 211. When I get undressed at night I can see him looking in my window with binoculars. Do I need to pull down my own shades?
When I'm in the shower I turn on the water and I get hot. Could some nice repairman fix my pipes so I don't always get hot?
