Listen = Silent

 

ANAGRAMS, are new words or phrases created using the same letters as the original words or phrases. At a minimum, they make you wonder.

Schoolmaster = The classroom

Listen = Silent

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

Astronomer = Moon starer

The eyes = They see

Conversation = Voices Rant On .

Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

Funeral = Real Fun

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

Software = Swear Oft

Dormitory - Dirty Room

Evangelist = Evil's Agent

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity = Is No Amity

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

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