Schoolmaster
= The classroom
Listen
= Silent
Clint
Eastwood = Old West Action
A Telephone
Girl = Repeating "Hello"
Western
Union = No Wire Unsent
Astronomer
= Moon starer
The
eyes = They see
Conversation
= Voices Rant On .
Clothespins
= So Let's Pinch
Funeral
= Real Fun
The
Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"
Vacation
Times = I'm Not as Active
Software
= Swear Oft
Dormitory
- Dirty Room
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one