Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.

A Blonde Girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that ?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the Blonde Girl sympathetically, "That must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."

Hear About The Blonde Who.............................?
* Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight...........?

* Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope...........?

* Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter...........?

* Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said "2 to 4 years."..........?

* Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out...........?

* Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button...........?

* When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."..........?

* Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of water won't fit into one of those little packets...........?

* Got hurt when she fell out of the tree while raking leaves...........?

* Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."..........?

* After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms...........?

* What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"? A blonde at a flashing red light...........?

* Two blondes are trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's starting to rain, and the top is down."..........?

Snow Country
Norman and his blonde wife live in snow country, high in the northeast. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inch of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........."then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"

With all the love and understanding in his voice like any man married to a blonde would use, Norman said: "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Fetch
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

"You need to make sure the dog runs around," the doctor said. "Try playing a game of fetch the ball."

"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said.

"Why not?" the doctor asked.

"Because," she replied, "He can't throw, duh."

Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, Help” yells one of the blondes. “Help Us, Help Us” yells the other.

“Maybe it would help if we yelled together.” Said the first blonde.

“Good idea,” said the other.

So the both started to yelling, “Together, Together!”