There is a famous saying which states that "necessity is the mother of invention", however the inventions on this list seem far from necessary.
Makeup That is Tattooed on: You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?
Colored Elastics For Braces: As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.
Crayons That Smell: Oh, good, let's give kids another reason to eat them.
Juicers: Carrot-peach-avocado-rutabaga-pomegranate-yam juice was not meant to be.
Colored Contact Lenses: Oh, yeah, purple is such a natural eye color.
Fake Eyelashes: You shouldn't be able to braid your eyelashes.
The Epilady: Pulling hair out by the roots is masochistic.
Those Crocheted Kleenex Box Covers: Kleenex does not get chilly.
Heated and/or Padded Toilet Seats: Your not supposed to spend the day there. Comfort should not be a pressing concern. Get in, do your thing, and get out.
Thong underwear: Nothing leads to insanity faster than a perpetual wedgie.
Doggie Sweaters: Fido is not Mr. Rogers, nor does he want to be Mr. Rogers.
Black Highlighter
Braille Driver's Manual
Clear Correction Fluid
Fake Rhinestones
Inflatable Dart Board
Mesh Umbrella
Motorcycle Air Conditioner
Sugar-Coated Toothpaste
Super-glue Post-it Notes
And The Number One Stupid Invention?
The system that allows you to report power failures via the Internet
Talking Clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously? asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear- shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly,
someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "HEY YOU IDIOT!!!
it's ten past three in the morning!"
