The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.

The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough -the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" said the doc, and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied,

"I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."

HR Problem
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to personnel. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The personnel manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that you hair smells nice?"

The women replies, "it's Keith, the midget."