1
. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular
one?
You have to hollow out the head.
2. Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters
3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
4. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.
5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
6. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.
7. How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for French fries.
8. Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to amuse.
9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.
10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammer.
11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow in the air?
She missed.
12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
Data transfer.
13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.
14.
Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.
15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
16. Why are the Japanese so smart?
No blondes.
17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.
She
Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
..she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
He
Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..he thought General Motors was in the army.
..he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..he thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..under "education" on his job application, he put "Hooked on
Phonics."
She
Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..she tripped over a cordless phone.
..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T
WALK."
..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she
put "Sagittarius."
..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
He
Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..he studied for a blood test.
..he thought he needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..he sold the car for gas money!
..when he missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice instead.
..when he went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"
he turned around and went home.
She
Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.